April252012

Fuck, Jennifer keeps posting shit about getting drunk. Time to get the vodka and join her from across the country! :D

April162012

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auhren:

these will NEVER not be funny

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placentalicious:

a haiku about pokemon gym leaders :

fuck your full restore 

i will shit on your face, whore

god fucking dammit

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Batman’s such a drama queen.

darkmnrk:

ricksantorummpreg:

izzychao:

ubiquitousaggregate:

mhyin:

linh-linh:

bloody-sabbath:

hahaha! The homestuck one!

OH MY GOD THE HOMESTUCK ONE

HOMESTUCK THOUGH„„

started howling when i reached homestuck

never understood why no one did this

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nightmareloki:

rraaaarrl:

brushie brushie brushie

BABYYY

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lezgetsexual: mercuryeyes: emilythesmelly: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” reblogging for the story oh my GOD The story. Omg

lezgetsexual:

mercuryeyes:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

oh my GOD

The story. Omg

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